Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Where My Girls At?

Where My Girls At?   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Who wrote Shakespeare's Hamlet? Stephanie Meyers

Who wrote Shakespeare's Hamlet? Stephanie Meyers  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Telling me it has a red cover and was on display 9 months ago doesn't really narrow it down

Telling me it has a red cover and was on display 9 months ago doesn't really narrow it down  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I'm sorry, but did you say you want to put the 50% coupon on top of the already 30% discount? Does your crack dealer let you do that?!

I'm sorry, but did you say you want to put the 50% coupon on top of the already 30% discount? Does your crack dealer let you do that?!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

...so you're sure that "by Ernest Hemingway" is part of the title? I'm sorry, dear, Computer says "no".

...so you're sure that

I need this done tomorrow! And by tomorrow I mean before you leave tonight

I need this done tomorrow! And by tomorrow I mean before you leave tonight  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You like Stephenie Meyer and Anais Nin.... Hmmm.... Maybe Laurell K.Hamilton?

You like Stephenie Meyer and Anais Nin.... Hmmm.... Maybe Laurell K.Hamilton?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

A Retail Prayer: Gods, grant me the serenity to accept that there is no quiet way to kill you with my shoe, the courage to find a peaceable answer, and the wisdom to know everyone else in your life has to suffer your presence longer than i do.

A Retail Prayer:
Gods, grant me the serenity to accept that there is no quiet way to kill you with my shoe,  the courage to find a peaceable answer,
and the wisdom to know everyone else in your life has to suffer your presence longer than i do.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You're looking for a book about a stalker and a virgin? Sorry, we burnt all the Twilight copies.

You're looking for a book about a stalker and a virgin? Sorry, we burnt all the Twilight copies.   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Oh, John ringo... ...No.

Oh, John ringo... ...No.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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