Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

No, we don't have a photocopier. Buy the book, cheapass.

No, we don't have a photocopier. Buy the book, cheapass.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You want to speak to the manager to get a better discount? This isn't a garage sale.

You want to speak to the manager to get a better discount? This isn't a garage sale.   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You're after "that book that sounds like a dinosaur"? That'll be a "thesaurus".

You're after

I have ordered this ostrich to stare at you

I have ordered this ostrich to stare at you  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I see you're looking at A Lance Armstrong autobiography You might also like The Middle Place

I see you're looking at A Lance Armstrong autobiography You might also like The Middle Place  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

if you try you can probably fuck me

if you try you can probably fuck me  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Finally i can see... My wife's dick

Finally i can see... My wife's dick   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

(Enter funny marketing caption here) (Enter caption to reel them in here)

(Enter funny marketing caption here) (Enter caption to reel them in here)  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Oh, It's your BIrthday? Let me pretend like I Give a Shit.

Oh, It's your BIrthday? Let me pretend like I Give a Shit.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You thought the library was a quiet place?! BAHAHAHA

You thought the library was a quiet place?! BAHAHAHA  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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