Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

So you want "Animal House" by who? Oh. Orson Welles. Of course you do.

So you want

Yes, That's the offer for all these books. Read better books and we'll pay you more.

Yes, That's the offer for all these books.
 Read better books and we'll pay you more.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

you want a stoned barrymore book by some guy named woody? were you stoned when you got up today?

you want a stoned barrymore book by some guy named woody? were you stoned when you got up today?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

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Oh, I see ' ' ooooooooooo ooooooooooo ooooooooooo ooooooooooo ooooooooooo ooooooooooo ooooooooooo ooooooooooo ooooooooooo ooooooooooo ooooooooooo ooooooooooo ooooooooooo ooooooooooo mau mau mau mau mau mau mau mau mau mau mau mau mau mau mau mau mau mau m  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Do I have "Conversations With God"? That really is a personal question, and I would rather not talk about it...

Do I have

Oh dear, your eReader broke again? Serves you right Heathen!

Oh dear, your eReader broke again? Serves you  right Heathen!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

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yo l  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Are you going to put that back where you found it? Or shall I ring the hospital now?

Are you going to put that back where you found it? Or shall I ring the hospital now?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Our most checked out books are Infinite Jest, Gravities rainbow and rayuela we switched the covers with twilight, harry potter and pretty little liars

Our most checked out books are Infinite Jest, Gravities rainbow and rayuela  we switched the covers with twilight, harry potter and pretty little liars  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

It's possible I may have misjudged you. I am, after all, only ostrich. I apologize if my previous obviously prejudiced comments hurt or offended you, or your family. I'm sincerely sorry. Words I'd like to hear Fran

It's possible I may have misjudged you. 
I am, after all, only ostrich. I apologize if my previous obviously prejudiced comments hurt or offended you, or your family.
I'm sincerely sorry.  Words I'd like to hear Fran  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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