Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You don't read? Good thing you're in a bookstore.

You don't read? Good thing you're in a bookstore.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

She knows well the presumably stolen words of her male collaborator-counterpart Drake: "Everybody dies but not everybody lives." And damn right she calls this living.

She knows well the presumably stolen words of her male collaborator-counterpart Drake:

oh hai

 oh hai  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Dune? Well, it's kind of a dry read...

Dune? Well, it's kind of a dry read...  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

microbiology degree from buff state librarian

microbiology degree from buff state librarian  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

The Mouse House on Mango Street? Sorry - never heard of it. You may want to try Maus or the House on Mango Street, though.

The Mouse House on Mango Street? Sorry - never heard of it.  You may want to try Maus or the House on Mango Street, though.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

How do you tell if a book is an autobiography? LOLO--oh, you're serious?

How do you tell if a book is an autobiography? LOLO--oh, you're serious?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You Finished all the shopoholics? why don't you try a coloring book

You Finished all the shopoholics? why don't you try a coloring book  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

um, actually, it's pronounced cut-SEE-yuh. asshole.

um, actually, it's pronounced cut-SEE-yuh. asshole.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

...but it's still crap It may be obscure

...but it's still crap It may be obscure  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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