Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

l. ron hubbard on Scientology? his books are not to be tossed aside lightly. They should be hurled with great force.

l. ron hubbard on Scientology? his books are not to be tossed aside lightly.  They should be hurled with great force.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You want Sean Hannity's new book? Head across the street to the CVS. It's in the "douche" aisle.

You want Sean Hannity's new book?   Head across the street to the CVS.  It's in the

That's what we call "customer service" So you'd like to be condescended to and made to feel painfully ill-informed?

That's what we call

the wifi password is byadrnk1sta55h0l3

the wifi password is byadrnk1sta55h0l3  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

It's got "VampYre" spelled real weird on the cover and you saw it on a TV show, and it has all the information ever on vampires? that's a prop on buffy you fucking idiot.

It's got

I'm Sorry but i don't read pretentious bullshit.

I'm Sorry but i don't read pretentious bullshit.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

NO! I do not know where the Justin Bieber book is. In the "Douchebag" aisle, perhaps?

NO! I do not know where the Justin Bieber book is. In the

I love to read...do you like sit on that couch and read a lot? No, I sit here at my desk and answer questions for idiots like you!

I love to read...do you like sit on that couch and read a lot? No, I sit here at my desk and answer questions for idiots like you!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You want a 'hard copy' of this audio version? I think those are called 'books'.

You want a 'hard copy' of this audio version? I think those are called 'books'.   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

There’s no such thing as a stupid question. Thanks for debunking another cherished myth.

There’s no such thing as a stupid question.
 Thanks for debunking another cherished myth.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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