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Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Sure you can copy that page without buying the whole book! The copier is next to right behind the double rainbow. It's guarded by unicorns.

Sure you can copy that page without buying the whole book! The copier is next to right behind the double rainbow. It's guarded by unicorns. Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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I have to drive 20 miles to get to a shitty B. Dalton book store in the mall. Oh...you are from the mid-west.

I have to drive 20 miles to get to a shitty B. Dalton book store in the mall. Oh...you are from the mid-west. Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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the rose that grew through concrete? sorry. we weren't expecting another black person for at least two weeks.

the rose that grew through concrete? sorry. we weren't expecting another black person for at least two weeks. Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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do we have david balducci's books? sorry nothing by that author in inventory or anywhere else!

do we have david balducci's books? sorry nothing by that author in inventory or anywhere else! Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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Oh, you're sorry were closing? Then maybe you should have bought a book before our f#@&ing closing sale!!

Oh, you're sorry were closing? Then maybe you should have bought a book before our f#@&ing closing sale!! Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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Sssssh! Be quiet or we'll cut off your lips

Sssssh! Be quiet or we'll cut off your lips Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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No, we don't carry 50 Shades of Gray But we do have an extensive self-help section

No, we don't carry 50 Shades of Gray But we do have an extensive self-help section Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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"Aren't we closed??" Yes, Actually, we are closed. Permanently. That's why we are still receiving stock and have books on our shelves. GTFO.
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can you help me find a book? NOPE

can you help me find a book? NOPE Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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