Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

YOU ARE LIVING PROOF THAT REINCARNATION DOES EXIST NO ONE CAN BECOME THAT STUPID IN JUST ONE LIFETIME

YOU ARE LIVING PROOF THAT REINCARNATION DOES EXIST NO ONE CAN BECOME THAT STUPID IN JUST ONE LIFETIME  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Divorced - after 30 years of being married? Now you want to understand women? Plese go to novel section. We've actually consolidated that in the "desperate attempts to get laid" aisle.

Divorced - after 30 years of being married? Now you want to understand women? Plese go to novel section.  We've actually consolidated that in the

Counting mounting Crisco? I don't think you're looking for a cook book.

Counting mounting Crisco? I don't think you're looking for a cook book.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

What books are on the bestseller list? ...see that sign that says "bestsellers?"

What books are on the bestseller list? ...see that sign that says

Dewey the Library Cat for your wife You have 30 seconds to get out

Dewey the Library Cat for your wife You have 30 seconds to get out   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You need it tomorrow before you leave for New York? How about I order it for you and give you the publisher's address so you can pick it up?

You need it tomorrow before you leave for New York? How about I order it for you and give you the publisher's address so you can pick it up?    Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Can't find the book you've been reading here for the last week maybe someone actually bought it maybe somebody bought it

Can't find the book you've been reading here for the last week maybe someone actually bought it  maybe somebody bought it  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

it has a blue cover? good thing we shelve books by color

it has a blue cover? good thing we shelve books by color  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Fifty Shades of Gray? Next to the Bud Light Lime.

Fifty Shades of Gray? Next to the Bud Light Lime.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Van Rompuy heeft een plan voor de toekomst van de eurozone

Van Rompuy heeft een plan voor de toekomst van de eurozone  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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