Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Yes, we still have to charge sales tax on Taxes for dummies

Yes, we still have to charge sales tax on Taxes for dummies   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You want to apply your individual coupon to your entire purchase even though it's just for one book? We can do that after you point out which employee we have to send home because we can't pay them.

You want to apply your individual coupon to your entire purchase even though it's just for one book? We can do that after you point out which employee we have to send home because we can't pay them.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You need this book by tomorrow, you say? Well now that you tell me that, it should be in between the desperate and procrastination. section.

You need this book by tomorrow, you say? Well now that you tell me that, it should be in between the desperate and procrastination. section.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

If you're not going to let me finish a sentence... Why are you asking me for help?

If you're not going to let me finish a sentence... Why are you asking me for help?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Hipster THIS!

Hipster THIS!   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Yes, we have "Cosmo" on the magazine rack You'll have plenty of time to read it since most men will be scared off by any advice you follow from it

Yes, we have

Watch your kids while you do some errands? Sure. That's totally what my MLS degree is for.

Watch your kids while you do some errands? Sure. That's totally what my MLS degree is for.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Students And Teachers Please Pardon This interruption It's College Shirt Tuesday !

Students And Teachers Please Pardon This interruption It's College Shirt Tuesday !  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

you want 'those books about the wizards and stuff'? BE GONE, Muggle!

you want 'those books about the wizards and stuff'? BE GONE,
Muggle!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

What's it about? Try reading the back of the book dumbass!

What's it about? Try reading the back of the book dumbass!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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