Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You're looking for a book? Sorry, we're out of those.

You're looking for a book? Sorry, we're out of those.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

books on "pacific" breeds of dogs? you mean like shih tzu?

books on

Do we offer a discount for students? why the hell would we do that?

Do we offer a discount for students? why the hell would we do that?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

AREN'T YOU SWEET! for taking so much of your time to explain to me how to do my job!

AREN'T YOU SWEET! for taking so much of your time to explain to me how to do my job!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

let's see, you're buying the secret, eat pray love, and the help... on the fast track to enlightenment, aren't you?

let's see, you're buying the secret, eat pray love, and the help... on the fast track to enlightenment, aren't you?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

KEVIN YOU SMELL GOOD

 KEVIN YOU SMELL GOOD   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

These dinosaur books are great, but do you have one with pictures of REAL dinosaurs? Ummmm, well there weren't cameras around......wait, REALLY?!

These dinosaur books are great, but do you have one with pictures of REAL dinosaurs? Ummmm, well there weren't cameras around......wait, REALLY?!
  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Shout at you for talking in the library Ironically making more noise than you were

Shout at you for talking in the library Ironically making more noise than you were  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

This is a novel. i wanted the novel by Shakespeare called hamlet. Get out.

This is a novel. i wanted the novel by Shakespeare called hamlet. Get out.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You thought this was a Library? Yes it is, we just put the prices on the books to freak people out!

You thought this was a Library? Yes it is, we just put the prices on the books to freak people out!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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