Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Ooh, how clever and deep of you to ask "where is your prose section." but it's every section in the store except poetry.

Ooh, how clever and deep of you to ask

what's sue grafton's next novel title? "v" is for vapid

what's sue grafton's next novel title?

This is the cash register. If you need help finding a book, try the desk under the sign that says "information."

This is the cash register. If you need help finding a book, try the desk under the sign that says

Now I Have My Glasses I Will Be Able to Avoid DONOVAN

Now I Have My Glasses I Will Be Able to Avoid DONOVAN  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

That Book Is Sold Out How about one of the 123,000 other books on the shelves?

That Book Is Sold Out How about one of the 123,000 other books on the shelves?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

It's nice that you called to see if we had the book in stock first... But i think we both know you were going to order it on amazon either way.

It's nice that you called to see if we had the book in stock first... But i think we both know you were going to order it on amazon either way.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Books on creation science? Sure over in the oxymoron-or just plain moron-section.

Books on creation science? Sure over in the oxymoron-or just plain moron-section.   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

No, the different Tao Te Chings do not make up a series. .....but I'd be happy to sell you all of them under that premise :D

No, the different Tao Te Chings do not make up a series. .....but I'd be happy to sell you all of them under that premise :D  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I see you've selected a few "romance mystery novels" Will you be paying with your husband's credit card while he works a 12-hour day?

I see you've selected a few

So does this Jane Austen Collection have the one with zombies in it? Um, no. that wasn't actually written by Jane Austen.

So does this Jane Austen Collection have the one with zombies in it? Um, no. that wasn't actually written by Jane Austen.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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