Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

The girl with the dragon books? Yeah we have them. You walked past like 6 piles of them to get to me, idiot.

The girl with the dragon books? Yeah we have them. You walked past like 6 piles of them to get to me, idiot.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Jodi Picoult? I hope you have a vagina or else I will be thoroughly confused.

Jodi Picoult? I hope you have a vagina or else I will be thoroughly confused.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

The "Idiot's Guide" Section? Your honesty is so refreshing!

The

oh, you have a daughter in soccer practice? perhaps you would like a reliable wife.

oh, you have a daughter in soccer practice? perhaps you would like a reliable wife.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

sad that borders is closing wait until liquidation sales are steeper than my employee discount

sad that borders is closing wait until liquidation sales are steeper than my employee discount   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You're looking for Erotica? It's in the "One-Handed Reading" section

You're looking for Erotica? It's in the

Did I read 50 Shades of Grey? Do you really want me to answer that?

Did I read 50 Shades of Grey? Do you really want me to answer that?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

not looking for mcsweeney's? your ironic moustache says otherwise

not looking for mcsweeney's? your ironic moustache says otherwise  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Go cry emu kid

Go cry emu kid  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

wanna bully me? i'll kick the shit out of your head.

wanna bully me? i'll kick the shit out of your head.   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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