Jackass Boyfriend

single, in a relationship, it's complicated... cycle repeats every two weeks

single, in a relationship, it's complicated... cycle repeats every two weeks  Jackass Boyfriend

tells you he loves you find him fapping to pictures of his ex

tells you he loves you find him fapping to pictures of his ex  Jackass Boyfriend

send discreet text about wanting to leave the party yells across room, "Why do you want to leave?!"

send discreet text about wanting to leave the party yells across room,

Pathological lying... it's a talent

Pathological lying... it's a talent   Jackass Boyfriend

isn't in the mood when you are wakes you up at 6 AM for sex, knowing full well that you aren't a morning person and feel more gross than sexy at that hour

isn't in the mood when you are wakes you up at 6 AM for sex, knowing full well that you aren't a morning person and feel more gross than sexy at that hour  Jackass Boyfriend

is perfectly capable of making a sammich himself orders you to make one for him, doesn't say please or thank you

is perfectly capable of making a sammich himself orders you to make one for him, doesn't say please or thank you  Jackass Boyfriend

Gets road rage about drivers tailgating tailgates other people all the time

Gets road rage about drivers tailgating  tailgates other people all the time  Jackass Boyfriend

Brags to friends about 2 hour sex session only lasts 5 minutes

Brags to friends about 2 hour sex session only lasts 5 minutes  Jackass Boyfriend

"I'm a tough guy" Too insecure to wear a pink tie

compares you unfavorably to every ex he's ever had yet stays with you instead of going back to any of them...and complains.

compares you unfavorably to every ex he's ever had yet stays with you instead of going back to any of them...and complains.  Jackass Boyfriend
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