Jackass Boyfriend

"I'm too busy with work to sort out my bank account" Spends all day playing games

"she's just a friend" picture on his facebook with his hand on her tit

Meets your family Bangs your sister

Meets your family Bangs your sister  Jackass Boyfriend

"It's so hot in bed" kicks his duvet over you, so you boil to death

gets you pregnant stops returning calls, texts, and emails, avoids you in public, and suddenly moves

gets you pregnant stops returning calls, texts, and emails, avoids you in public, and suddenly moves  Jackass Boyfriend

has some naughty pics or vids of his gf that he promised to keep private posts them on the internet and/or sends them to his friends' cell phones

has some naughty pics or vids of his gf that he promised to keep private posts them on the internet and/or sends them to his friends' cell phones  Jackass Boyfriend

you ask him nicely to help you with something baseball is more important

you ask him nicely to help you with something baseball is more important  Jackass Boyfriend

"Babe I promise, nothing is wrong." spends the rest of the week ignoring you and making you feel like crap.

complains that women are passive-aggressive and irrational is passive-aggressive and irrational too

complains that women are passive-aggressive and irrational is passive-aggressive and irrational too  Jackass Boyfriend

you get laid off, and he pays off a month of your rent, and tells you that he's doing it because he loves you and you don't have to pay him back six months later, you break up...and then get a summons to appear in small-claims court, saying he loaned you

you get laid off, and he pays off a month of your rent, and tells you that he's doing it because he loves you and you don't have to pay him back six months later, you break up...and then get a summons to appear in small-claims court, saying he loaned you   Jackass Boyfriend
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