Jackass Boyfriend

goes out with you for 3 years a year and a half of it he "wasn't sure if it was working out"

goes out with you for 3 years a year and a half of it he

I wish you would dressed up a little more omg all the men are looking at you now, you're such a whore

I wish you would dressed up a little more omg all the men are looking at you now, you're such a whore  Jackass Boyfriend

"JUST MADE A BIG WIN ON SOME CODE"

just noticed three missed calls from girlfriend while at the bar Text her "I'm drunk"

just noticed three missed calls from girlfriend while at the bar Text her

acho bem que digas que sou fofa apesar de nao ser ...

acho bem que digas que sou fofa apesar de nao ser ...  Jackass Boyfriend

Says work is hard and he hates what he does Spends day at work sleeping and harassing homeless people

Says work is hard and he hates what he does Spends day at work sleeping and harassing homeless people  Jackass Boyfriend

Tells you he loves you Find him fapping to pics of ex girlfriend

Tells you he loves you Find him fapping to pics of ex girlfriend  Jackass Boyfriend

"I can't talk right now babe, I'm at work" spends the rest of the day on Reddit and Facebook

"Stop Nagging me all the time" shouts at you for not reminding him

You cook for him, clean after him, buy him things that he wants, watch his favorite tv shows, order him food through the drive-thru even though the lady who works there hates you, give him blow jobs with no complaints even though he rarely is in the mood

You cook for him, clean after him, buy him things that he wants, watch his favorite tv shows, order him food through the drive-thru even though the lady who works there hates you, give him blow jobs with no complaints even though he rarely is in the mood   Jackass Boyfriend
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