Jackass Boyfriend

doesn't want to hear about your past lovers compares you to his ex

doesn't want to hear about your past lovers compares you to his ex  Jackass Boyfriend

doesn't want to hear about your past lovers waxes poetic about his

doesn't want to hear about your past lovers waxes poetic about his  Jackass Boyfriend

you see him 2-3 times a week: "How come I never see you?" you see him every day: "you're smothering me! I need space!"

you see him 2-3 times a week:

you sit through the blockbuster action movie he picked with no complaints complains during romance movie you picked (even though the lead actress gets a topless scene)

you sit through the blockbuster action movie he picked with no complaints complains during romance movie you picked (even though the lead actress gets a topless scene)  Jackass Boyfriend

Girlfriend calls mid fap Pause...Chat with cock in hand.

Girlfriend calls mid fap Pause...Chat with cock in hand.  Jackass Boyfriend

he mentions he's hungry, and you helpfully point him in the direction of the fridge he gives you the silent treatment because he had to make his own goddamned sammich for once!

he mentions he's hungry, and you helpfully point him in the direction of the fridge he gives you the silent treatment because he had to make his own goddamned sammich for once!

  Jackass Boyfriend

it's our anniversary? fake chow

it's our anniversary? fake chow  Jackass Boyfriend

you're not "in the mood" one night chats up his ex and complains "she never wants to have sex with me!"

you're not

Text girlfriend "whats up?" while playing video games put phone on silent in other room

Text girlfriend

tries to have romantic moment quotes old gregg

tries to have romantic moment quotes old gregg  Jackass Boyfriend
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