Jackass Boyfriend

sup? "I'm in the middle of a dreaded deploy."

sup?

"i'll be there in two seconds, babe!" spends 4 hours playing the same level over and over trying to beat own score

hasn't seen the girl he likes in several months because "she's busy" sends her a random bouquet of flowers anway

hasn't seen the girl he likes in several months because

"I can't talk right now babe, I'm at work" spends the rest of the day having sex with employes

There is a photo on facebook of you with a male friend Goes Mental, "are you shagging them?"

There is a photo on facebook of you with a male friend Goes Mental,

won't watch one episode of "say yes to the dress" expects you to be able to quote all of the star wars movies

won't watch one episode of

is less than two hours away from you on new years eve won't stop in to say hi because his with his "bros"

is less than two hours away from you on new years eve won't stop in to say hi because his with his

lies thinks you won't find out

lies thinks you won't find out  Jackass Boyfriend

tells you that he has slept with 11 different women gets mad when you joke about kissing one guy

tells you that he has slept with 11 different women gets mad when you joke about kissing one guy  Jackass Boyfriend

won't tell anyone how much he loves his girlfriend of a year and a half tells a room full of strangers that he found "true love" with another dude

won't tell anyone how much he loves his girlfriend of a year and a half tells a room full of strangers that he found
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