Jackass Boyfriend

Totally unacceptable for you to slap him after he says something mean Absolutely fine for him to punch you and bruise you 'for a joke'

Totally unacceptable for you to slap him after he says something mean Absolutely fine for him to punch you and bruise you 'for a joke'  Jackass Boyfriend

Some of these are Incredibly specific...

Some of these are Incredibly specific...  Jackass Boyfriend

thinks penguins are superior to orcas looks like you won't be his "number 12" ;)

thinks penguins are superior to orcas looks like you won't be his

Cheats on you with scumbag girl

Cheats on you with scumbag girl  Jackass Boyfriend

tells you he's going to see a baseball game you find out he was at a strip club instead

tells you he's going to see a baseball game you find out he was at a strip club instead  Jackass Boyfriend

hangs out with foul bachelor frog listens to his advice on women and home decoration

hangs out with foul bachelor frog  listens to his advice on women and home decoration  Jackass Boyfriend

women belong in the kitchen doesnt have a job

women belong in the kitchen doesnt have a job  Jackass Boyfriend

you tell him, jokingly, that you almost bought him a book about surviving the zombie apocalypse he rattles off the title and says "good thing you didn't--i already have it"

you tell him, jokingly, that you almost bought him a book about surviving the zombie apocalypse he rattles off the title and says

"C'mon, it'll go deeper than that"

won't sing along with you in the car to any songs sings along with his friends to the "Muppets treasure island" soundtrack

won't sing along with you in the car to any songs sings along with his friends to the
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