Jackass Boyfriend

"I hate organized religion" shoves his satanism down your throat

"If we're gonna be together for 4 years of college, we need to talk every day." never responds to texts or calls

"I can't talk right now babe, I'm at work" spends the rest of the day on Tumblr

GF- i love you so much! i can't wait to get married and have kids... JB- Yeah i know. do we have any more chips?

GF- i love you so much! i can't wait to get married and have kids... JB- Yeah i know. do we have any more chips?  Jackass Boyfriend

tells you that you're allowed to plan the trip ends up spending the enitre night before with another dude and you end up starting the trip 5 hours late

tells you that you're allowed to plan the trip ends up spending the enitre night before with another dude and you end up starting the trip 5 hours late  Jackass Boyfriend

i love you, you're perfect now change!

i love you, you're perfect now change!  Jackass Boyfriend

wants to date you seriously or marry you is 35 and still lives with his mom!

wants to date you seriously or marry you is 35 and still lives with his mom!  Jackass Boyfriend

When I was at the beach I met the most fantastic girl The point of me telling you this is to let you know that i still love you

When I was at the beach I met the most fantastic girl The point of me telling you this is to let you know that i still love you  Jackass Boyfriend

been dating for three weeks and he says he "has a great plan for tonight" He rented star wars. all of them.

been dating for three weeks and he says he

TELL HIM YOU DON'T NEED GIFTS DOES NOTHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY

TELL HIM YOU DON'T NEED GIFTS DOES NOTHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY  Jackass Boyfriend
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