Irrational Shaggy

Rides around with sexy chicks in a van Always talking to a fucking dog

Rides around with sexy chicks in a van Always talking to a fucking dog  Irrational Shaggy

Hangs out with girls in secluded areas Talks to dog whole time

Hangs out with girls in secluded areas Talks to dog whole time   Irrational Shaggy

can inhale a 6 foot grinder in a single bite is 6'2" and 100 lbs.

can inhale a 6 foot grinder in a single bite is 6'2

So bearsically guys, Blatherby Pet Hotel

So bearsically guys, Blatherby Pet Hotel  Irrational Shaggy

works as professional ghost detective gets distracted by food

works as professional ghost detective gets distracted by food  Irrational Shaggy

But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me) Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me) I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me) She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me) IT wasn't him

But she caught me on the counter  (It wasn't me)   
Saw me bangin' on the sofa                   (It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower                (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera           (It wasn't me)

 IT wasn't him  Irrational Shaggy

Fights Crime SMOKES WEED Caption 3 goes here

Fights Crime SMOKES WEED Caption 3 goes here  Irrational Shaggy

Constantly helps the police. is clearly a pothead.

Constantly helps the police. is clearly a pothead.  Irrational Shaggy

Hallucinations are bad enough. But after a while you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth. Most acid fanciers can handle this sort of thing. But nobody can handle that other trip—

Hallucinations are bad enough. But after a while you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth. Most acid fanciers can handle this sort of thing.  But nobody can handle that other trip—  Irrational Shaggy

gets people arrested for dressing up and scaring people

gets people arrested for dressing up and scaring people  Irrational Shaggy
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