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I ASKED HIM TO COME TO BED he said "SORRY HONEY, HAVE TO FIGHT CANCER"

I ASKED HIM TO COME TO BED he said
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I told him to come to bed He said he was busy apprehending the suspect in boston

I told him to come to bed He said he was busy apprehending the suspect in boston Internet Husband
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Told him that Dad got crazy and killed Mom He said: "Still a better love story than Twilight"

Told him that Dad got crazy and killed Mom He said:
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I asked him if he wanted to have sex. "Only if your bra and panties match."

I asked him if he wanted to have sex.
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i asked if he wanted to draw a picture with me he said he had melted all our crayons for his art

i asked if he wanted to draw a picture with me he said he had melted all our crayons for his art Internet Husband
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I offered to make him a pb&j sandwich he called me a racist

I offered to make him a pb&j sandwich he called me a racist Internet Husband
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I told him I loved him he said I didn't blink slowly enough

I told him I loved him he said I didn't blink slowly enough Internet Husband
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Do you want to come spoon me? Not if it means what it did before yesterday

Do you want to come spoon me? Not if it means what it did before yesterday Internet Husband
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I said i wanted to try something new He said he'll bring the lawn dinosaur into the bedroom

I said i wanted to try something new He said he'll bring the lawn dinosaur into the bedroom Internet Husband
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i asked for a usb stick he said use one of your tampons

i asked for a usb stick he said use one of your tampons Internet Husband
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