Inception

And that's why evolution is real. I know it's real I just don't believe in it.

And that's why evolution is real. I know it's real I just don't believe in it.   Inception

Which sexual postion produces the ugliest children? I don't know, let's ask your mom.

Which sexual postion produces the ugliest children? I don't know, let's ask your mom.   Inception

I like to smoke weed It helps me relax Marijuana is a gateway drug

I like to smoke weed
It helps me relax Marijuana is a gateway drug  Inception

Have you seen the karate kid? I love Mr. Miyagi I can't remember, what does he look like?

Have you seen the karate kid? 
I love Mr. Miyagi I can't remember, what does he look like?   Inception

Damn I'm feelin' gassy Don't eve-

Damn I'm feelin' gassy Don't eve-   Inception

Do you notice the rain outside? Does that make this a wet dream?

Do you notice the rain outside? Does that make this a wet dream?   Inception

Have you heard the song "Turning Japanese"? The song was believed to refer euphemistically to the face someone makes during the act of masturbation

Have you heard the song

Did you know your girlfriend cheated on you with me? did you know my girlfriend is your sister?

Did you know your girlfriend cheated on you with me? did you know my girlfriend is your sister?  Inception

Boxers don't have sex before a fight. do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other?

Boxers don't have sex before a fight.
do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other?  Inception

do you smoke after sex? i don't know, I've never looked

do you smoke after sex? i don't know, I've never looked  Inception
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