Inception

What's the best bar near campus? Titanic

What's the best bar near campus? Titanic   Inception

So, why did you decide tufts? I wanted a really diverse private liberal arts school.

So, why did you decide tufts? I wanted a really diverse private liberal arts school.   Inception

If it makes you feel any better, they probably fell asleep before they died. No, they vomited everywhere first.

If it makes you feel any better, they probably fell asleep before they died. No, they vomited everywhere first.   Inception

You just look at the matter, figure, and color of a thing to see what it is. Everyone knows what the human form is. So what's the difference between a man and a man who just died?

You just look at the matter, figure, and color of a thing to see what it is.  Everyone knows what the human form is. So what's the difference between a man and a man who just died?   Inception

I think you're ready. Will you make a commitment to be baptized? You've only been teaching me for a week

I think you're ready. Will you make a commitment to be baptized? You've only been teaching me for a week   Inception

Let's work on our disguises. You First. OH HURRO!

Let's work on our disguises. You First. OH HURRO!  Inception

My wife doesn't have orgasms Yes she does

My wife doesn't have orgasms Yes she does  Inception

MY BA IN INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS JUST LANDED ME OFFERS AT MCKINSEY, GOLDMAN SACHS, THE CIA, and Teach for America . MY BS FROM MCCOMBS GOT ME NO SUCH OFFERS. I HATE YOU.

MY BA IN INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS JUST LANDED ME OFFERS AT MCKINSEY, GOLDMAN SACHS, THE CIA, and Teach for America . MY BS FROM MCCOMBS GOT ME NO SUCH OFFERS. I HATE YOU.   Inception

I put a powerful truth serum in your drink I put a powerful laxative in yours

I put a powerful truth serum in your drink I put a powerful laxative in yours   Inception

Where do you live? LAR Where?

Where do you live? LAR
 Where?  Inception
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