Inception

Hey, have you checked out /r/atheism? No, I'm not into facebook screenshots.

Hey, have you checked out /r/atheism? No, I'm not into facebook screenshots.   Inception

Can i borrow your phone to call my mom? sure, just hit the redial button

Can i borrow your phone to call my mom? sure, just hit the redial button   Inception

You hear about the kid born without eyelids? That worked?! no way. They grafted foreskin to his face to make new ones Yeah. He's just a little cockeyed.

You hear about the kid born without eyelids? That worked?! no way. They grafted foreskin to his face to make new ones Yeah. He's just a little cockeyed.  Inception

Do i look high? Kinda. Try to make a normal face

Do i look high? Kinda. Try to make a normal face  Inception

5 bucks if you suck my... yes

5 bucks if you suck my... yes  Inception

tell me the safest way to travel an unsinkable cruise ship

tell me the safest way to travel an unsinkable cruise ship  Inception

Do you realize America's debt is so huge...I mean it's...what's the word? titanic?

Do you realize America's debt is so huge...I mean it's...what's the word? titanic?   Inception

I need to give her a gift that will let her know how serious i am about our relationship ONE: Cut a hole in a box

I need to give her a gift that will let her know how serious i am about our relationship ONE: Cut a hole in a box  Inception

Now they're saying cigarettes can cause cancer of the colon. I'm always very careful to put them in my mouth

Now they're saying cigarettes can cause cancer of the colon.  I'm always very careful to put them in my mouth  Inception

I've been on the Titanic. I smuggled diamonds in Africa. I am a man of my own dreams Really? I thought you were that young retard that climbed the tower. What makes you think that?

I've been on the Titanic.  I smuggled diamonds in Africa. I am a man of my own dreams Really? I thought you were that young retard that climbed the tower. What makes you think that?  Inception
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