Inception

I just got done swimming laps at the pool. Etown has a pool?

I just got done swimming laps at the pool. Etown has a pool?   Inception

Have you heard the phrase "You only live once"? Yes, that phrase means a girl is willing to do anal

Have you heard the phrase

Have you signed up for Relay? No.

Have you signed up for Relay? No.   Inception

Do you wanna hit up the arb tonight? sure, what are we gonna do there?

Do you wanna hit up the arb tonight? sure, what are we gonna do there?  Inception

Have you ever woke up with Pancheros and not remember going? No, I'm not a raging alcoholic. why have you?

Have you ever woke up with Pancheros and not remember going? No, I'm not a raging alcoholic. why have you?  Inception

My girlfriend is in nursing school When was the last time you saw her?

My girlfriend is in nursing school When was the last time you saw her?  Inception

my name is mr. charles, and right now, mr. Fischer, you are part of a meme. what is a meme? life is meme...waiting to be captioned.

my name is mr. charles, and right now, mr. Fischer, you are part of a meme. what is a meme? life is meme...waiting to be captioned.  Inception

...so i used the cup i took from the cafe. I'm telling Millie.

...so i used the cup i took from the cafe. I'm telling Millie.   Inception

I just got an awesome internship with vector marketing don't you know that's a scam?

I just got an awesome internship with vector marketing don't you know that's a scam?   Inception

There's some bitch behind you checking you out, but don't look. Well is she hot?

There's some bitch behind you checking you out, but don't look. Well is she hot?   Inception
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