Inception

Is the glass half empty or half full? I don't see it that way. I close my eyes and imagine it overflowing.

Is the glass half empty or half full? I don't see it that way.  I close my eyes and imagine it overflowing.   Inception

my wife does not have orgasms. I make her orgasm by sucking her......

my wife does not have orgasms. I make her orgasm by sucking her......  Inception

Danny Dawson has 99 problems. But a drinking and driving problem ain't one!

Danny Dawson has 99 problems. But a drinking and driving problem ain't one!   Inception

Hej Youth Scout, some interesting youth player today? I think I have found a skilled youngster for you. I would say as an allrounder, he's weak.

Hej Youth Scout, some interesting youth player today? I think I have found a skilled youngster for you. I would say as an allrounder, he's weak.   Inception

You tied my shoes too tight this morning. I'm finding it hard to forgive you for that. are you serious?

You tied my shoes too tight this morning. I'm finding it hard to forgive you for that. are you serious?  Inception

Have you ever gambled on a fart and lost? Yeah. Like 5 minutes ago.

Have you ever gambled on a fart and lost? Yeah. Like 5 minutes ago.   Inception

I love Mac Miller! Isn't he a douchebag?

I love Mac Miller! Isn't he a douchebag?   Inception

it's too bad that batman movie is totally overshadowing us yeah but actually i was in that also

it's too bad that batman movie is totally overshadowing us yeah but actually i was in that also   Inception

So your at home depot and can't decide what to take over a hacksaw and a rotten log? Yea, should I take the log?

So your at home depot and can't decide what to take over a hacksaw and a rotten log? Yea, should I take the log?  Inception

Do you manscape? I stopped... got tired of pubes in my mouth.

Do you manscape? I stopped... got tired of pubes in my mouth.   Inception
Like us for More!