Inappropriate Timing Bill Clinton

How many interns does it take to get my coffee? Two. One to get me coffee, and one to suck my dick

How many interns does it take to get my coffee?  Two. One to get me coffee, and one to suck my dick  Inappropriate Timing Bill Clinton

I told the whore " You gave me crabs!" She said "For $10, you were expecting lobster?"

I told the whore

So then I said, Hey, General Petraeus... Have a cigar!!

So then I said, Hey, General Petraeus... Have a cigar!!  Inappropriate Timing Bill Clinton

what do you call annoying muslims? mosqueetoes

what do you call annoying muslims? mosqueetoes  Inappropriate Timing Bill Clinton

Oh now everyone misses me!? Looks like a blowjob is the least of the Usa's worries now

Oh now everyone misses me!? Looks like a blowjob is the least of the Usa's worries now  Inappropriate Timing Bill Clinton

my name's bill, but i'm the good kind of bill. i don't come in the mail. i come in the female.

my name's bill, but i'm the good kind of bill. i don't come in the mail. i come in the female.   Inappropriate Timing Bill Clinton

so there we are, and barack tells me the secret service have been buying hookers So i say, "i'm here for your protection Mr President."

so there we are, and barack tells me the 
secret service have
been buying hookers So i say,

What's the difference between a yacht and a hard-on? I don't have a yacht right now!

What's the difference between a yacht and a hard-on? I don't have a yacht right now!  Inappropriate Timing Bill Clinton

Why are black people so tall? Cuz their Knee-Grows

Why are black people so tall? Cuz their Knee-Grows  Inappropriate Timing Bill Clinton

Cispa sounds like a cereal, am i right? Glad I dont have to deal with it

Cispa sounds like a cereal, am i right? Glad I dont have to deal with it  Inappropriate Timing Bill Clinton
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