How tough am I

I'll have you know i ate your wifes meatloaf And I only got my stomach pumped 37 times

I'll have you know i ate your wifes meatloaf And I only got my stomach pumped 37 times  How tough am I

I'll have you know, My most sucessful post has one upvote

I'll have you know, My most sucessful post has one upvote  How tough am I

I'll have you know, I downvoted two posts In a row

I'll have you know, I downvoted two posts In a row  How tough am I

I pull off my Band-aid before counting to three

I pull off my Band-aid before counting to three  How tough am I

I'll have you know, I killed a spider and only cried for 20 minutes.

I'll have you know, I killed a spider and only cried for 20 minutes.  How tough am I

I SAW A PICTURE OF A CAT AND DOG PLAYING TOGETHER AND I ONLY AWW'D FOR 20 MINUTES

I SAW A PICTURE OF A CAT AND DOG PLAYING TOGETHER AND I ONLY AWW'D FOR 20 MINUTES  How tough am I

I'll have you know, I just had sex And I only cried for 20 minutes

I'll have you know, I just had sex And I only cried for 20 minutes  How tough am I

I'll have you know, I have ran with scissors and I still have both of my eyes

I'll have you know, I have ran with scissors and I still have both of my eyes  How tough am I

I'll have you know, I pulled up r/spacedicks and only had psychological trauma for 20 years

I'll have you know, I  pulled up r/spacedicks and only had psychological trauma for 20 years  How tough am I

I'll have you know, a nurse tried four time to take my blood And I only passed out once

I'll have you know, a nurse tried four time to take my blood And I only passed out once  How tough am I
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