How tough am I

I'll have you know, I like to use a bar of soap More than shower gel

I'll have you know, I like to use a bar of soap More than shower gel  How tough am I

I'll have you know, I sat next to a hot girl on the plane And I only thought about talking to her 14 times.

I'll have you know, I sat next to a hot girl on the plane And I only thought about talking to her 14 times.  How tough am I

I'll have you know, I stepped on a crack And it didn't break my mother's back

I'll have you know, I stepped on a crack And it didn't break my mother's back  How tough am I

I'll have you know, my last post to reddit only had two spelling mistakes And I only got downvoted

I'll have you know, my last post to reddit only had two spelling mistakes And I only got downvoted   How tough am I

I'll have you know all of my friends follow swag And I only cried for 20 minutes

I'll have you know all of my friends follow swag And I only cried for 20 minutes  How tough am I

I'll have you know, I once watched "Two girls, One cup" And I only cried for 20 minutes.

I'll have you know, I once watched

I click on nsfw links... ...AT WORK

I click on nsfw links... ...AT WORK  How tough am I

I'll have you know I don't delete comments with negative karma.

I'll have you know I don't delete comments with negative karma.  How tough am I

I went to all those kids websites Without any parental permission

I went to all those kids websites Without any parental permission  How tough am I

I'll have you know I volunteered for my sister in the Hunger Games And I only cried for 20 minutes

I'll have you know I volunteered for my sister in the Hunger Games And I only cried for 20 minutes  How tough am I
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