How tough am I

I'll have you know I ate meat for the last seven days

I'll have you know I ate meat for the last seven days   How tough am I

How tough am I? I can touch mc hammer

How tough am I? I can touch mc hammer  How tough am I

I don't have cable Because all I do when I watch TV is drink beer and reddit

I don't have cable Because all I do when I watch TV is drink beer and reddit  How tough am I

I'll have you know, i got 32 upvotes on my post to /R/knives

I'll have you know, i got 32 upvotes on my post to /R/knives  How tough am I

I'll have you know, a dorito shard got lodged into my gums And I only cried for 20 minutes

I'll have you know, a dorito shard got lodged into my gums  And I only cried for 20 minutes  How tough am I

I'll have you know, I fapped with IcyHot And I only cried for 20 minutes

I'll have you know, I fapped with IcyHot And I only cried for 20 minutes  How tough am I

How tough am I? I watched jaws on my way to Florida

How tough am I? I watched jaws on my way to Florida  How tough am I

my wife once asked me if something made her look fat and I said "yes"

my wife once asked me if something made her look fat and I said

I'll have you know, my internet went down for five minutes and I only hit F5 9,001 times.

I'll have you know, my internet went down for five minutes and I only hit F5 9,001 times.  How tough am I

I'll have you know, I downvoted my own post

I'll have you know, I downvoted my own post  How tough am I
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