Horrifying Houseguest

waits until a scary commercial comes on Walk by an empty room. I'm waiting

waits until a scary commercial comes on Walk by an empty room. I'm waiting  Horrifying Houseguest

When somethings strange in the middle of the night who you gonna call? no one. I cut the phone line.

When somethings strange
in the middle of the night
who you gonna call? no one. I cut the phone line.  Horrifying Houseguest

Leg's hanging off the edge of the bed? It's mine now

Leg's hanging off the edge of the bed? It's mine now  Horrifying Houseguest

Don't remember putting that there? I do.

Don't remember putting that there? I do.  Horrifying Houseguest

Just your eyes playing tricks on you? No, not really.

Just your eyes playing tricks on you? No, not really.  Horrifying Houseguest

Wet spot on your pillow? It isn't drool

Wet spot on your pillow? It isn't drool  Horrifying Houseguest

Ahh, the lights are now off. time to... wait... why are you masturbating in the corner?!

Ahh, the lights are now off. time to... wait... why are you masturbating in the corner?!  Horrifying Houseguest

Browses nosleep for new ideas

Browses nosleep for new ideas  Horrifying Houseguest

You're a virgin? Sleep's not the only thing you're going to lose tonight

You're a virgin? Sleep's not the only thing you're going to lose tonight  Horrifying Houseguest

Yolo? Let's find out.

Yolo? Let's find out.  Horrifying Houseguest
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