Horatio Cane YEEAAAAHH

H, this girl butchered her boyfriend after he noted that she was a little aggressive at a certain time of the month. Well I guess... You could say she was... Ovary Acting.

H, this girl butchered her  boyfriend after he noted that she was a little aggressive at a certain time of the month. Well I guess... You could say she was... Ovary Acting.  Horatio Cane YEEAAAAHH

Horatio, the cause of death in the Rebecca Black case has been determined to be a large, rapidly moving vehicle. Well then... ...looks like the bus stop... ...got down to her.

Horatio, the cause of death in the Rebecca Black case has been determined to be a large, rapidly moving vehicle. Well then... ...looks like the bus stop... ...got down to her.  Horatio Cane YEEAAAAHH

H, a man runs over a woman in his car, who's fault is it? Well.. Why is the man... Driving in the kitchen?

H, a man runs over a woman in his car, who's fault is it? Well.. Why is the man... Driving in the kitchen?  Horatio Cane YEEAAAAHH

Bieber was found dead in front of his concert Then I guess... The killer was just-in time Puts sunglasses on

Bieber was found dead in front of his concert Then I guess... The killer was just-in time Puts sunglasses on   Horatio Cane YEEAAAAHH

Horatio, why is there no blood coming from the amputee's legs? Well... It looks like it's time to... Paint the town red.

Horatio, why is there no blood coming from the amputee's legs? Well... It looks like it's time to... Paint the town red.  Horatio Cane YEEAAAAHH

H, a man runs over a woman on his dragon, who's fault is it? Well.. Why is the man... Flying in the kitchen?

H, a man runs over a woman on his dragon, who's fault is it? Well.. Why is the man... Flying in the kitchen?  Horatio Cane YEEAAAAHH

Hey, we found semen in the victim's ear. Well.. I guess you could say... She heard her killer cumming...

Hey, we found semen in the victim's ear. Well.. I guess you could say... She heard her killer cumming...  Horatio Cane YEEAAAAHH

H, our victim was a redditor with low karma. Well... It looks like... He finally made it to the front page.

H, our victim was a redditor with low karma. Well... It looks like... He finally made it to the front page.  Horatio Cane YEEAAAAHH

H, we found the victim with his penis still in the state of erection Well.. He probably took viagra prior to his death.. and died hard

H, we found the victim with his penis still in the state of erection  Well.. He probably took viagra prior to his death.. and died hard  Horatio Cane YEEAAAAHH

H, Ryan Dunn died in a car accident this morning! They say what was left was found aflame.. I guess... you can say.. He died in a blaze of glory

H, Ryan Dunn died in a car accident this morning! They say what was left was found aflame.. I guess... you can say.. He died in a blaze of glory  Horatio Cane YEEAAAAHH
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