Hipster Harper

DISCOVERS HIPSTER HARPER MEME PROROGUES THE INTERNET

DISCOVERS HIPSTER HARPER MEME PROROGUES THE INTERNET  Hipster Harper

loves experimental music hates experimental lakes

loves experimental music hates experimental lakes  Hipster Harper

cuts arts funding because composers are still posers

cuts arts funding because composers are still posers  Hipster Harper

I don't always eat babies, but when I do, I wash it down with the blood of a kitten.

I don't always eat babies, but when I do, I wash it down with the blood of a kitten.  Hipster Harper

Problem: can't find enough Chinese post-punk albums solution: free trade with china

Problem: can't find enough Chinese post-punk albums solution: free trade with china  Hipster Harper

fight the system, man Renames government after himself

fight the system, man Renames government after himself  Hipster Harper

Takes control of the CBC Implements a 24-7 Nickelback rule

Takes control of the CBC Implements a 24-7 Nickelback rule  Hipster Harper

Healthcare was cool in the 70's But now it's so mainstream. Private healthcare is where it's at now, man.

Healthcare was cool in the 70's But now it's so mainstream. Private healthcare is where it's at now, man.  Hipster Harper

wears lumberjack shirt fucks trees

wears lumberjack shirt fucks trees  Hipster Harper

hates mainstream so takes it out on all stream and waterways

hates mainstream so takes it out on all stream and waterways  Hipster Harper
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