Hipster Gaston

Belle! How did you... ...find your way out the kitchen!?! ...find your way out the kitchen!?!

Belle! 
      How did you... ...find your way out the kitchen!?! ...find your way out the kitchen!?!   Hipster Gaston

High School of art and design? Stupid women, i want food not an education

High School of art and design? Stupid women, i want food not an education  Hipster Gaston

you haven't read war and peace? i read it five times

you haven't read war and peace? i read it five times  Hipster Gaston

This menu is lacking in plain hamburgers

This menu is lacking in plain hamburgers  Hipster Gaston

Twilight? so youre into that kind of thing

Twilight? so youre into that kind of thing  Hipster Gaston

let's see here... oh fuck it. tldr.

let's see here... oh fuck it.
tldr.  Hipster Gaston

What is this? I know what girls want, this abomination lies. Don't believe it. im a competent lover.

What is this? I know what girls want, this abomination lies. Don't believe it. im a competent lover.  Hipster Gaston

you didn't tell me you were this type of model

you didn't tell me you were this type of model  Hipster Gaston

so these chicks aren't actually chicks?

so these chicks aren't actually chicks?  Hipster Gaston

How can you read this? I have a kindle. I save trees.

How can you read this? I have a kindle. 
I save trees.  Hipster Gaston
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