Hipster Gaston

instructions to hidden blades? Leonardo de Vinci designed them for Ezio. no shit!

instructions to hidden blades? Leonardo de Vinci designed them for Ezio. no shit!  Hipster Gaston

You never told me you had a center fold?!

You never told me you had a center fold?!  Hipster Gaston

she wants me to lick what!

she wants me  to lick what!  Hipster Gaston

how can you read this?its shitish! your shitish.

how can you read this?its shitish! your shitish.  Hipster Gaston

Why do they sparkle? Jesus, they don't even bite people!?

Why do they sparkle? Jesus, they don't even bite people!?  Hipster Gaston

PULITZER PRIZE!? wtf

PULITZER PRIZE!? wtf  Hipster Gaston

Fifty Shades Of Gray? I liked it better when it was called Master Of The Universe.

Fifty Shades Of Gray? I liked it better when it was called Master Of The Universe.  Hipster Gaston

i think books are for nerds but i have reading glasses

i think books are for nerds but i have reading glasses  Hipster Gaston

Dude I think Jesus is going to die next chapter

Dude I think Jesus is going to die next chapter  Hipster Gaston

AY SI AY SI ME CREO LISTO, Y TENGO BITCHES

AY SI AY SI ME CREO LISTO, Y TENGO BITCHES  Hipster Gaston
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