Hipster Ezio Auditore

Nolan North does my voice? No! He does EVERYONE'S voice!

Nolan North does my voice? No! He does EVERYONE'S voice!  Hipster Ezio Auditore

I belong to a Brotherhood of Assassins YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER HEARD OF IT

I belong to a Brotherhood of Assassins YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER HEARD OF IT  Hipster Ezio Auditore

My character is based on an actual historical family You probably haven't heard of them

My character is based on an actual historical family You probably haven't heard of them  Hipster Ezio Auditore

NOTORIETY POSTERS OF ME ALL OVER TOWN I HOPE MY CLOTHING STYLE DOESN'T CATCH ON

NOTORIETY POSTERS OF ME ALL OVER TOWN I HOPE MY CLOTHING STYLE DOESN'T CATCH ON  Hipster Ezio Auditore

Catholicism? I believe the Greek gods are real.

Catholicism? I believe the Greek gods are real.  Hipster Ezio Auditore

My favorite weapon? The poison blade, of course

My favorite weapon? The poison blade, of course  Hipster Ezio Auditore

GONNA GO EXPLORE SOME ASSASSIN TOMBS THEY'RE PRETTY UNDERGROUND

GONNA GO EXPLORE SOME ASSASSIN TOMBS THEY'RE PRETTY UNDERGROUND  Hipster Ezio Auditore

LADDER TO CLIMB BUILDING? ...TOO MAINSTREAM.

LADDER TO CLIMB BUILDING? ...TOO MAINSTREAM.  Hipster Ezio Auditore

Underground lair of Romulus? I'm listening...

Underground lair of Romulus? I'm listening...  Hipster Ezio Auditore

Swearing in English Too mainstream.

Swearing in English Too mainstream.  Hipster Ezio Auditore
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