Hipster Dog

I would say "happy birthday" but that's too mainstream Feliz cumpleanos

I would say

   Hipster Dog

oh you like Snoopeh? All 6000+ of you are really late.

oh you like Snoopeh? All 6000+ of you are really late.  Hipster Dog

I listen to a pretty obscure frequency you probably never heard it,

I listen to a pretty obscure frequency you probably never heard it,   Hipster Dog

Have you ever seen the grasshoppers? They're sort of underground.

Have you ever seen the grasshoppers? They're sort of underground.   Hipster Dog

Shit, I have chewed my bone to pieces Now I must chew on your boner

Shit, I have chewed my bone to pieces Now I must chew on your boner  Hipster Dog

I just bought a new record... Its made out of rawhide.

I just bought a new record... Its made out of rawhide.  Hipster Dog

Yeah, I cost a little more But chihuahuas totally sold out back in 2008

Yeah, I cost a little more But chihuahuas totally sold out back in 2008  Hipster Dog

I shopped at Urban Outfitters When dogs were allowed

I shopped at Urban Outfitters When dogs were allowed  Hipster Dog

Self-Esteem Do these glasses make me look fat?

Self-Esteem Do these glasses make me look fat?  Hipster Dog
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