Hipster Dog

BHO? Yeah I've been blasting for years.

BHO?  Yeah I've been blasting for years.  Hipster Dog

I hated digg before it was cool

I hated digg before it was cool  Hipster Dog

Hipster dog? Oh yeah, i made him fetch a PBR while i shagged his bitch.

Hipster dog?  Oh yeah, i made him fetch a PBR while i shagged his bitch.  Hipster Dog

YES, I'VE DATED CATS BEFORE NO BIG.

YES, I'VE DATED CATS BEFORE NO BIG.  Hipster Dog

Starbucks is so mainstream I only drink coffee at Libe Cafe

Starbucks is so mainstream I only drink coffee at Libe Cafe  Hipster Dog

Idiot nerd girl has the same glasses as me Poser

Idiot nerd girl has the same glasses as me Poser  Hipster Dog

I main Raphael in Soul Calibur Yes, im a hipster

I main Raphael in Soul Calibur Yes, im a hipster  Hipster Dog

How did the hipster burn his tongue? he ate his bacon before it was cool

How did the hipster burn his tongue? he ate his bacon before it was cool  Hipster Dog

no, my scarf isnt prada them basic bitches wear that shit and i dont even bother

no, my scarf isnt prada
 them basic bitches wear that shit and i dont even bother  Hipster Dog

takes and dump on bed puts puppy face on and acts innocent. ALWAYS WORK

takes and dump on bed puts puppy face on and acts innocent.
ALWAYS WORK  Hipster Dog
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