Hipster Dog

West Queen West? That's too far east for me.

West Queen West? That's too far east for me.  Hipster Dog

Someone is at the door? I know, I heard before anyone else did

Someone is at the door? I know, I heard before anyone else did  Hipster Dog

I'd be wearing pants right now but my girlfriend took them back

I'd be wearing pants right now but my girlfriend took them back  Hipster Dog

DOG PARK? I WAS OFF-LEASH BEFORE IT WAS MAINSTREAM

DOG PARK? I WAS OFF-LEASH BEFORE IT WAS MAINSTREAM  Hipster Dog

i was fucking doggy style before it was cool

i was fucking doggy style  before it was cool  Hipster Dog

hipster dog says you stink!

hipster dog says you stink!  Hipster Dog

Did you see Marley & Me? The book was better

Did you see Marley & Me? The book was better  Hipster Dog

MY FAVORITE FREQUENCY IS 50,000 Hz You've probably never heard it before

MY FAVORITE FREQUENCY IS 50,000 Hz You've probably never heard it before  Hipster Dog

I prefer to sniff my poop Before it is cool

I prefer to sniff my poop Before it is cool  Hipster Dog

Stop trying to win this poke war It's NOT going to happen

Stop trying to win this poke war It's NOT going to happen  Hipster Dog
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