Hipster Dog

Saying "Happy Birthday" is too mainstream So I just say "woof woof"

Saying

I follow a strictly vegan diet It makes my poop taste delicious

I follow a strictly vegan diet It makes my poop taste delicious  Hipster Dog

I listen to Dog Whistle You've probably never heard them

I listen to Dog Whistle You've probably never heard them  Hipster Dog

I was scared of the vacuum cleaner Before I heard how loud it was

I was scared of the vacuum cleaner Before I heard how loud it was  Hipster Dog

I hate kittens Shoo! go away!

I hate kittens Shoo! go away!  Hipster Dog

i love dog whistles You've probably never heard them before

i love dog whistles You've probably never heard them before  Hipster Dog

I only chase Used Volvos

I only chase Used Volvos  Hipster Dog

I like keep in touch with the world So I watch a lot of dogumentaries

I like keep in touch with the world So I watch a lot of dogumentaries  Hipster Dog

HEARD IT WAS YOUR 21ST BIRTHDAY BEFORE ANYONE ELSE

HEARD IT WAS YOUR 21ST BIRTHDAY BEFORE ANYONE ELSE  Hipster Dog

Best friends a cat Ironic.

Best friends a cat Ironic.  Hipster Dog
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