Hipster Dog

I eat my own barf because it's green

I eat my own barf because it's green  Hipster Dog

turkey? no, tofurky

turkey? no, tofurky  Hipster Dog

What kind of dog is he? It's a really obscure breed. You've probably never heard of it.

What kind of dog is he? It's a really obscure breed. You've probably never heard of it.  Hipster Dog

True swag

True swag  Hipster Dog

It's this really obscure stuffed animal You've probably never humped before

It's this really obscure stuffed animal You've probably never humped before  Hipster Dog

I love Dogwhistles You've probably never heard them before

I love Dogwhistles You've probably never heard them before  Hipster Dog

I prefer my bones buried Everything is better underground

I prefer my bones buried Everything is better underground  Hipster Dog

I liked that album better on vinyl

I liked that album better on vinyl  Hipster Dog

RESCUE SHELTERS Because puppy mills are just so tragically mainstream.

RESCUE SHELTERS Because puppy mills are just so tragically mainstream.  Hipster Dog

HEY CHECK OUT MY DEMO SORRY THE RECORDING'S A LITTLE RUFF

HEY CHECK OUT MY DEMO SORRY THE RECORDING'S A LITTLE RUFF  Hipster Dog
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