Hipster Clark Kent

Lois Lane? Meh. I prefer Asian girls.

Lois Lane? Meh. I prefer Asian girls.  Hipster Clark Kent

stops the bullet from a mugger and falls to the ground " I fainted! "

stops the bullet from a mugger and falls to the ground

gives up powers "never to be regained" Regains them 15 minutes later in the movie

gives up powers

finally tells lois about true identity makes her forget about everything

finally tells lois about true identity makes her forget about everything   Hipster Clark Kent

wants to hold a girl's hand waits until everyone is holding hands to do it

wants to hold a girl's hand waits until everyone is holding hands to do it  Hipster Clark Kent

takes the bullet from a mugger and falls to the ground " I fainted! "

takes the bullet from a mugger and falls to the ground

Uses Laser Vision to heat mocha latte

Uses Laser Vision to heat mocha latte  Hipster Clark Kent

Glasses, the original disguise since 1933

Glasses, the original disguise  since 1933  Hipster Clark Kent
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