Hipster Barista

sculpted beard plus shaved chest equals pussy magnet

sculpted  beard 
plus shaved chest 
equals
pussy magnet  Hipster Barista

So... you like post-rock... Bitch you only listen to explosions in the sky

So...
you like post-rock... Bitch you only listen to explosions in the sky  Hipster Barista

if i only drink whiskey... maybe i'll write like hemmingway

if i only drink whiskey... maybe i'll write like hemmingway  Hipster Barista

Gets invited to a hipster party wears bro clothes

Gets invited to a hipster party wears bro clothes  Hipster Barista

I knew about memes before the rest of my college

I knew about memes before the rest of my college  Hipster Barista

WEARS SKATEBOARDING SHOES HAS NEVER STEPPED ON A SKATEBOARD

WEARS SKATEBOARDING SHOES HAS NEVER STEPPED ON A SKATEBOARD  Hipster Barista

says 48 fps is too real praises musicals that have virtually unlimited fPS

says 48 fps is too real praises musicals that have virtually unlimited fPS  Hipster Barista

"i only like the finer things in life" drinks budweiser

I was against being mainstream Before it was too mainstream to be against being too mainstream

I was against being mainstream Before it was too mainstream to be against being too mainstream  Hipster Barista

has a digimon backpack

 has a digimon backpack  Hipster Barista
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