Hipster Barista

Becomes a born again christian because atheism is gaining 'popularity'

Becomes a born again
christian because atheism is gaining 'popularity'  Hipster Barista

Loves Star Trek Hates all the new fans

Loves Star Trek Hates all the new fans   Hipster Barista

Complains about being in the 99% refuses the occupy movement because it's too mainstream

Complains about being in the 99% refuses the occupy movement because it's too mainstream  Hipster Barista

Tuesday Maintenance Whining? Welcome to 8 years ago

Tuesday Maintenance Whining? Welcome to 8 years ago  Hipster Barista

drank his half-caff mocha chai latte before it was cool

drank his half-caff mocha chai latte before it was cool  Hipster Barista

"I care so little about this thing everybody watches" "Allow me to make multiple posts about how little I care"

Becomes a billionaire to join the 1% because the other 99% were to mainstream

Becomes a billionaire to join the 1% because the other 99% were to mainstream  Hipster Barista

Parents work shit wages entire life to immigrate to pleasant suburbs in the US Hates the suburbs, hates parents, moves to Brooklyn to live poor

Parents work shit wages entire life to immigrate to pleasant suburbs in the US Hates the suburbs, hates parents, moves to Brooklyn to live poor  Hipster Barista

It's the government's fault i can't find a better job Major in medieval literature

It's the government's fault i can't find a better job Major in medieval literature  Hipster Barista

Only Eats Organic SMOKES.

Only Eats Organic  SMOKES.  Hipster Barista
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