Hipster Barista

My dad is a lawyer You people are so fucked

My dad is a lawyer You people are so fucked  Hipster Barista

I wear a beanie/scarf before it gets cool

I wear a beanie/scarf before it gets cool   Hipster Barista

He ate the pizza Before it was cool

He ate the pizza Before it was cool  Hipster Barista

angry and derisive about the social conformity of "sheeple" Gets funky designer glasses, expensive tattoos and ubiquitous hipster scarf

angry and derisive about the social conformity of

my unicorn tattoo has a unicorn tattoo Caption 3 goes here

my unicorn tattoo has a unicorn tattoo Caption 3 goes here  Hipster Barista

majored in italian "grande or venti?"

majored in italian

Says Canon is so mainstream Buys Nikon

Says Canon is so mainstream Buys Nikon  Hipster Barista

I upvoted that back when it was on /r/new

I upvoted that back when it was on /r/new  Hipster Barista

bitches about the economy saves for a leica M9 Monochrom

bitches about the economy saves for a leica M9 Monochrom  Hipster Barista

Survived the end of the world Before it was cool

Survived the end of the world  Before it was cool  Hipster Barista
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