Hipster Barista

I was a meme before memes were cool

I was a meme before memes were cool  Hipster Barista

reads lucretius in original latin doesn't know latin

reads lucretius in original latin doesn't know latin  Hipster Barista

LITURGY is the name of my band

LITURGY is the name of my band  Hipster Barista

Eats food before it gets cool

Eats food before it gets cool  Hipster Barista

Radiohead is the best band of all time. Except for the Beatles

Radiohead is the best band of all time. Except for the Beatles  Hipster Barista

Graduated in 2003 Still in town. dj's on weekends

Graduated in 2003 Still in town. dj's on weekends  Hipster Barista

tucks penis between legs while dancing naked like axel rose

tucks penis between legs while dancing naked like axel rose  Hipster Barista

I bought a light blue jersey back when it was an alternate

I bought a light blue jersey back when it was an alternate  Hipster Barista

Put the pot back in the oven before it was cool

Put the pot back in the oven before it was cool  Hipster Barista

I sucked off a cow but i didn't swallow

I sucked off a cow  but i didn't swallow  Hipster Barista
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