Hipster Barista

Liked Friend zone Johnny before he got the girl

Liked Friend zone Johnny before he got the girl  Hipster Barista

I graduated in December May is too mainstream

I graduated in December May is too mainstream  Hipster Barista

I drank coffee before it was cool Now my tongue is burnt

I drank coffee before it was cool Now my tongue is burnt  Hipster Barista

Come to the marina coffee house You've probably never heard of it

Come to the marina coffee house You've probably never heard of it  Hipster Barista

SEES R/WHEREDIDTHESODAGO ON FRONT PAGE "I WAS SUBSCRIBED WHEN THERE WAS LESS THAN 500 SUBSCRIBERS."

SEES R/WHEREDIDTHESODAGO ON FRONT PAGE

I was in to olympic weightlifting before it was cool

I was in to olympic weightlifting before it was cool  Hipster Barista

Hand too fat to shove into Pringles container. Forced to tilt container.

Hand too fat to shove into Pringles container. Forced to tilt container.  Hipster Barista

$60k art history degree from private university government's fault I can't find a job

$60k art history degree from private university government's fault I can't find a job  Hipster Barista

smokes clove cigarettes

 smokes clove cigarettes  Hipster Barista

xbox, playstation, wii and pc available still plays game boy

xbox, playstation, wii and pc available still plays game boy  Hipster Barista
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