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yeah, we use the same coffee as gordon's cafe charges you more anyway

yeah, we use the same coffee as gordon's cafe charges you more anyway  Hipster Barista

Listens to NPR religiously Never donated money

Listens to NPR religiously  Never donated money  Hipster Barista

3rd year grad student of his second philosophy doctorate

3rd year grad student of his second philosophy doctorate  Hipster Barista

I listened to techno before it was called dubstep

I listened to techno before it was called dubstep  Hipster Barista

I live in Carroll You've probably never seen it before.

I live in Carroll You've probably never seen it before.  Hipster Barista

My old clothes are way older than your old clothes

My old clothes are way older than your old clothes  Hipster Barista

boycotts mcdonalds buys clothes made in chinese sweatshops

boycotts mcdonalds buys clothes made in chinese sweatshops  Hipster Barista

not to be "that guy" but i knew about this band before they were even this band

not to be

"I'm just doing this until my music career takes off." employee for 10 years

Liked memes Before they were cool

Liked memes Before they were cool  Hipster Barista
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