Hipster Barista

Kony? It's called "Kona" dumbass

Kony? It's called

I used Cacao as my safeword Before Portlandia

I used Cacao as my safeword Before Portlandia  Hipster Barista

Drinks pbr "ironically"

Drinks pbr

"Skrillex sucks" secretly loves skrillex but he is too mainstream so he first must convince people to not listen before its cool for him to listen

I'm a rugged outdoors man ready to best any challenge mother nature can toss my way can't drive a stick shift

I'm a rugged outdoors man ready to best any challenge mother nature can toss my way can't drive a stick shift  Hipster Barista

End of august better get out the scarf

End of august better get out the scarf  Hipster Barista

I'm better than you It's writ in my Moleskine. Whatever, loser.

I'm better than you It's writ in my Moleskine.  Whatever, loser.   Hipster Barista

Mad about 40k in student loans Majored in Philsophy

Mad about 40k in student loans Majored in Philsophy  Hipster Barista

Blames government for BEING UNEMPLOYABLE HAS Visible Tattoos

Blames government for BEING UNEMPLOYABLE HAS Visible Tattoos  Hipster Barista

"Right now,im working on my masters" hasnt taken a class in 5 semesters

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