Hipster Barista

Cigarettes? only if they are natural american spirits

Cigarettes?  only if they are natural american spirits  Hipster Barista

Humor? That's so main stream and beer fueled.

Humor? That's so main stream and beer fueled.  Hipster Barista

Oh you are so naive I only believe in organic anarchism

Oh you are so naive I only believe in organic anarchism  Hipster Barista

I'm not cool cause being cool is not cool

I'm not cool  cause being cool is not cool  Hipster Barista

I thought that thinking things were cool before they were cool was cool before it was cool

I thought that thinking things were cool before they were cool was cool  before it was cool  Hipster Barista

I read that encyclical before it was assigned

I read that encyclical  before it was assigned   Hipster Barista

Mocks A Capella as an Art Form. Works at Chums.

Mocks A Capella as an Art Form. Works at Chums.  Hipster Barista

I burned my mouth by drinking coffee before it was cool

I burned my mouth by drinking coffee before it was cool  Hipster Barista

I asked him if he had Minecraft He said it's too mainstream now

I asked him if he had Minecraft He said it's too mainstream now  Hipster Barista

Eats bread dough "I ate bread before it got big."

Eats bread dough
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