Hipster Barista

Eats only organic smokes cigarettes

Eats only organic smokes cigarettes  Hipster Barista

Burnt the roof of his mouth eating pizza Ate it before it was cool

Burnt the roof of his mouth eating pizza Ate it before it was cool  Hipster Barista

$100K in student loans and I can't get a job in my chosen field Capitalists just don't appreciate Gender Studies.

$100K in student loans and I can't get a job in my chosen field Capitalists just don't appreciate Gender Studies.  Hipster Barista

I'm a vegetarian eats chicken, and fish

I'm a vegetarian eats chicken, and fish  Hipster Barista

sure, scoff away gets so much fine pussy

sure, scoff away gets so much fine pussy  Hipster Barista

Sees post complaining of downvotes downvotes.

Sees post complaining of downvotes downvotes.  Hipster Barista

I'm pooping right now gets drunk every weekend

I'm pooping right now gets drunk every weekend  Hipster Barista

the only thing i like more than coffee is tea cup pigs

the only thing i like more than coffee is tea cup pigs  Hipster Barista

I believe in evolution only the strongest genes survive Baby Lung

I believe in evolution only the strongest genes survive Baby Lung  Hipster Barista

hates corporate america works at starbucks

hates corporate america works at starbucks  Hipster Barista
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